About the Book
The Legend of Confuse-us is not your typical bathroom reader. It's a journey through time and space (well, mostly bathroom spaces) that will forever change the way you think about your porcelain throne.
About the Book
The Legend of Confuse-us is not your typical bathroom reader. It's a journey through time and space (well, mostly bathroom spaces) that will forever change the way you think about your porcelain throne.
Synopsis
2500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette.
To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.
In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies, and more.
Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You’ll both be glad you did.
You'll find:
• The lost teachings of Confuse-us
• Hilarious bathroom etiquette rules
• Song parodies that will have you singing in the shower
• Yiddish-inspired "Yingles" for a multicultural approach to hygiene
• And much more!
Sample Wisdom
"Man who leave seat up after use, engages in subtle woman abuse."
- Confuse-us
"Flush now or blush later."
- Ancient Bathroom Proverb
Synopsis
2500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette.
To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.
In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies, and more.
Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You’ll both be glad you did.
You'll find:
• The lost teachings of Confuse-us
• Hilarious bathroom etiquette rules
• Song parodies that will have you singing in the shower
• Yiddish-inspired "Yingles" for a multicultural approach to hygiene
• And much more!
Sample Wisdom
"Man who leave seat up after use, engages in subtle woman abuse."
- Confuse-us
"Flush now or blush later."
- Ancient Bathroom Proverb
About the Author
Laurence Grant is a self-proclaimed bathroom etiquette expert with years of field research under his belt. When not pondering the finer points of toilet paper orientation, Laurence enjoys long walks to public restrooms and singing in the shower.
About the Author
Laurence Grant is a self-proclaimed bathroom etiquette expert with years of field research under his belt. When not pondering the finer points of toilet paper orientation, Laurence enjoys long walks to public restrooms and singing in the shower.